What?! My Useless Celebrity Girlfriend Is Such a Freak!

My name is Xu Fengnian, and I'm a transmigrator.

I met a really pretty little noob.

What's a noob?

Someone who plays games so badly that it's absolutely excruciating to watch.

Then the little noob tried to hit on me, saying she wanted to be my girlfriend?

Yeah, right. You're a shameless liar.

I've suspected for a while that the little noob has designs on me, though I have no proof!

Then one day, I discovered her secret.

Actually...

I was against it.

But...

She offered me way too much!

My name is Qiao Jingjing, and I'm a major celebrity.

That's right.

I'm the little noob that shameless punk keeps talking about.

And that shameless punk carried me all the way to the top of the national server!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.