I Used Web-Novel Tropes to Teach Cultivation, and It All Came True?

"I was once a genius, but now I've fallen. My fiancee has come to break off our engagement. What should I do?"

"I was born with double pupils, and my mother even dug my little brother's Supreme Bone out to give it to me. But that's fine. Once I become an emperor, I'll repay him."

"I snatched a gorgeous woman today, but she says her fiance is some Dragon King. Perfect! I've been wanting to have fun with his woman right in front of him! Heh heh heh!"

Reading the posts on the forum, Qin Feng could only shake his head. They weren't just painfully chuunibyou, they were talking about such outdated web-novel tropes, too?

Looking to kill some time, he decided to answer each post.

"Break off the engagement yourself, then declare, 'Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river!' Set a three-year challenge!"

"Forget repaying him! Hurry up and give back the Supreme Bone, and hand over your double pupils too. You might still get to keep your life!"

"The Dragon King Returns! You're doomed. Nothing can save you now!"

But after answering, Qin Feng stared at the strange flame and Supreme Bone that had suddenly appeared before him, completely dumbfounded. "So I used web-novel tropes to teach you all how to cultivate, and it turns out all of this is real?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.