I'm from Xiangxi, and I Took Leave to Go Home and Compete in Corpse Driving and Gu Poisoning

Wang Ye: Boss, I'm from Xiangxi. I really do have to go home for the corpse-driving and poison-wielding competition!

Last year, I couldn't go back, and our village lost a whole lot of chickens and ducks in the poison-wielding contest!

If I don't go back this year, our village will lose its reputation!

In an instant, Wang Ye's apprentices joined the chorus of leave requests.

Old Niu, his apprentice: "Boss, I need leave to go home and take part in the host selection!"

Old Zhang the Drunk: "Boss, I need leave too. Our immortal said he's going to fight the fox spirit from the next village. If I don't go back, the immortal will come after me!"

"Boss, I need leave too. The Tang Clan's annual poison-making competition is about to start. I'm planning to catch a panda and ride it there!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.