The Tathagata Sealed Me as the Sandalwood Buddha? I'll Take All My Disciples Down the Path of Evil

At the Thunderclap Monastery on Spirit Mountain, the Buddhas sat in solemn splendor, golden lotuses blooming all around.

Tathagata: I hereby confer upon you the title of Holy Monk, Sandalwood Merit Buddha. Sun Wukong shall become Victorious Fighting Buddha, and Zhu Wuneng shall become the Messenger of the Pure Altar...

Qin Lang: Sandalwood Merit Buddha? You want me to join your religion and be a lackey? I won't be a Buddha!

The Twelfth-Grade Black Lotus of Annihilation rose, and overwhelming demonic power engulfed Spirit Mountain.

Sun Wukong: Hah! That little Tathagata thinks he can make me Victorious Fighting Buddha? I don't want it!

Zhu Wuneng: You want me to eat leftovers? I'm Marshal Tianpeng!

And so, the pilgrims never became Buddhas. Under Qin Lang's lead, they all turned to the demonic path and beat the hypocritical gods and Buddhas to a pulp.

Disciples: Master, you're that powerful?

Qin Lang: Just the basics. Don't make a fuss.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.