I'm Wu Dalang: I Subdue Pan Jinlian from the Start!

I transmigrated and discovered I'd become Wu Dalang.

And at home, there was the seductive Pan Jinlian!

The first thing this woman said to me was, "Dalang, it's time to take your medicine!"

I was stunned! Completely stunned! Was I about to be murdered after transmigrating?

Thankfully, it was only a false alarm.

I bought a pleasure house and curried favor with the county magistrate.

I bought an official post and a noble title, and raised a band of loyal fighters.

When I had nothing to do, I discussed the philosophy of life with Pan Jinlian.

Along the way, I dealt with Ximen Qing and Granny Wang.

The more money I spent, the more I made, and the higher I rose in office.

Li Ping'er, Wu Yueniang, Sun Xue'e, Yan Poxi, Li Shishi.

In my previous life, I was the undisputed boss of Dongguan Street!

Then one day, Grand Marshal Gao Qiu took a dislike to me, made me a military governor, and sent me off to the northwest.

Ha!

When I looked back, I had somehow become the rebellious traitor in the history books, one who refused to obey orders or answer the imperial summons!

Damn it! I'll rebel!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.