Livestream Fortune-Telling: Fellow Daoist, You Have a Great Omen of Misfortune

"Brother, don't go just yet. I'll give you a talisman that'll make you stand tall as a pillar!"

"You're the one with erectile dysfunction, and your whole family has it! Get lost!"

Lin Chao pointed at the screen during the livestream and took a look.

"Miss, I can see a great calamity in your future! Let me take a look for you!"

"How dare a bank robber act up in my livestream! Call the police, right now."

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