You Don't Understand the Joy of Being Picked up by Tsunade

Traveling through Naruto, Ciel was taught by Hiruzen Sarutobi because his talent was too poor and he was late for the cheat. With his genin dream shattered, he left Konoha and drank to drown his sorrows all day long. But after getting drunk, Ciel woke up the next day and found that his body had been picked up by Tsunade! Ciel: I'm the one whose body was picked up! Tsunade: I know! Ciel: I struggled hard, but the strength gap between the two sides is too great! Tsunade: I know too! Ciel: I was incarcerated before I graduated, so I don't have the ability to commit crimes against the Sannin. Tsunade: Needless to say, since I picked up the body, I will definitely be responsible for you. Charles: Sorry, the education I received does not support me eating this bowl of rice. Do you want to do this bowl of soft rice? Decisively refuse! I have a bad stomach and can't eat soft rice. Reward: One card of chakra Finished with tears! I have a bad stomach and can only eat soft rice. Reward: Ulquiorra's Zanpakutō 1-piece return blade! The medical expert said that I have a bad stomach and can only eat soft food in this life! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.