I Still Remember When I Choked Roger

Link, a god-like man, appeared in his system just a second before traveling to the world of pirates. System: "I have 100 ways to travel through pirates. Which one do you want to experience?" Ward: "Is there such a thing as being invincible through time travel? One can be in the sky, the earth, or the air in a second." System: "Yes, you can travel through time and become Kaido's stone factor. I'll see if I can get you used to it. Believe it or not, I'll let you travel through time and become Kaido's wine gourd." … Ward: "Come out of the system, why is my reward for 100 consecutive draws actually a metal stick?" System "This is not an ordinary stick. Look at its attributes. When this stick hits the back of the enemy's head, the enemy will faint and have no ability to resist within 30 minutes after waking up. You understand, right? You are looking at his name. It is a very long and thick stick." … Top war Ward: "The system is ready for war. Where is the wife you said you prepared for me?" System "I asked Lao Bai if he wanted a wife. He said yes, so I sent my wife to him." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.