My Bizarre Antics Make My Friends Envious to Tears

Do you remember those baffling things you did as a kid?

A branch in your hand, and you became a peerless hero. Every blade of grass and tree in the world was your enemy.

Dig a huge hole in the middle of a sandpit and call it the safest tunnel in the world.

Smack the water with your schoolbag and see who can make the biggest splash.

If you had a big firecracker, did you like blowing up mud?

Or cow dung?

Or did you prefer blowing up fish?

A firecracker sends an enamel mug flying into the sky. Exciting, isn't it? What a blast!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.