I Told You to Survive, Not to Go Without Hair

Zhou Ze transmigrates to a parallel world where wilderness survival is all the rage.

With help from the sharp-tongued System, Zhou Ze enters every competition without a single hair on his head.

Contestant: "I'm so hungry I can barely walk."

Zhou Ze: "I start out hungry for three days. Who do you think I'm afraid of?"

Contestant: "Brr, it's so cold. We don't have a fire."

Zhou Ze: "I'm the Star Lord of Fire Virtue. Starting a fire is a piece of cake!"

Contestant: "This bug tastes awful..."

Zhou Ze: "Remove the head first. Crunchy, tastes like chicken, and has several times more protein than beef!"

After surviving in the wilderness again and again, Zhou Ze becomes a legend!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual events or people is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.