I Haven’t Even Passed My Driving Test, and You Want Me to Pilot a Mecha?

That day, a gigantic mysterious creature descended upon the human world.

Fighter jets exploded and plummeted like shooting stars.

Tanks were crushed to dust like ants.

The heavens and earth lost their color. Shells rained down, turning the world into hell.

The finest weapons humanity's technology could produce could not even scratch it.

As the middle school student Nangong Lan fled to safety, a beautiful female officer descended from the sky and held out her hand.

"The fate of humanity rests with you."

Nangong Lan: "Rests with my ass! I've never even fired a gun!"

Beautiful Female Officer: "I can teach you how to shoot later. For now, use this to decide the outcome: humanity's ultimate weapon."

Nangong Lan: "Stop messing around! I haven't even passed my second driving test, and you want me to pilot a mecha?"

Beautiful Female Officer: "Your buddy's little sister is trapped inside the mecha. She's sweet-looking, good at housework, elegant in public and a great cook. She has twin tails on top and can do the splits below..."

Nangong Lan: "Screw you, mysterious creature! Take this: Mount Lu's Ascending Dragon Strike!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.