Journey to the West: I Never Intended to Rule the Three Realms

After transmigrating to another world, Su Cheng received the teachings of a tree fairy miss who was billions of years old.

Driven by necessity, Su Cheng became a bandit.

His bandit enterprise kept growing, his territory expanded, and every one of his underlings was talented and charming.

Su Cheng was living the good life. But then:

Feng Ming: Boss, I robbed four monks. One was a pretty boy, one had a furry face and a monkey's mouth, and one was fat with huge ears...

Su Cheng jolted upright from his sickbed. Was this damn place actually the world of Journey to the West?

After a bit of maneuvering, he was lucky enough to find that even Tathagata couldn't beat him. He finally got Buddhism under control.

Su Cheng thought he could enjoy a peaceful life now, but he never expected this:

Yang Jian: Big Brother, we've nearly sidelined the Jade Emperor. From now on, we call the shots in the Heavenly Court!

Sun Wukong: Big Brother, Old Sun has already gone undercover at Spirit Mountain. When are we attacking the Buddhists?

Susu: Second Brother, I already convinced Sister Houtu. She's willing to bring the Underworld over to our side! Hehe!

Su Cheng was dumbfounded. What had he done to deserve being the boss of all you brilliant schemers? I'm not worthy. I'm out!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.