Three Kingdoms: A Spoiled Playboy in Jingzhou Steals Zou Shi and Sets a Trap for Cao Cao

How did I transmigrate out of nowhere?

My father is Liu Biao, and my stepmother is Lady Cai?

I'm Liu Qi? Oh, damn, my stepmother is vicious!

The protagonist never dreamed that, just a month after arriving at the end of the Han dynasty, he'd earn the title of Jingzhou's infamous wastrel and get tricked by the System into going to Jiangxia!

"The System gave me a quest to put croton in my stepmother's lunch. She spent the whole afternoon on the toilet, and then the System wished me a happy April Fools' Day!"

"The System gave me a quest to step on my stepmother's hem..."

My stepmother was socially disgraced, and I was demoted to Jiangxia.

Halfway through the journey...

"The System gave me a quest. Cao Cao is attacking Wancheng, so I'm supposed to go and mess with Cao Mengde..."

What a pain!

System, were you sent by my stepmother, Lady Cai? In one month, I accomplished what took her several years!

"Hey! Lady Zou, hop on my Black Steed. We'll travel a thousand miles in a day!"

"Jia Xu! You old geezer, looking down on me, a Jingzhou wastrel?"

Looking back,

Liu Qi silently takes out his diary. I don't even know what I did, but somehow I united the Three Kingdoms.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.