I Burn Spirit Money for My Wife on Livestream, and She Pins Me Down in Bed at Midnight

The livestreaming prankster Xiao Linlang is broadcasting herself burning spirit money for her wife. Just as she's preparing to die with her and join her in the afterlife, her deceased wife climbs into bed with her in the middle of the night, a chilling voice whispering in her ear.

"Darling, stop burning paper money for me. Could you burn something else instead?"

If I shouldn't burn paper money for you, what else could I burn? What, are you going to cause inflation in the underworld?

Learning that the underworld where his wife lives is extremely dangerous, with her facing attacks from vengeful spirits and ferocious beasts every day, Xiao Linlang instantly boasts:

"Wife, from now on, I'm your personal arms dealer in the underworld!"

"Darling, get me a rifle, the pink kind that goes rat-a-tat-tat!"

Seeing his violent wife, a red-clad ghost, Xiao Linlang laughs and calls out:

"A rifle? That's all? Wife, I'll burn an Emperor Hero over to you, one that can chop vegetables!"

The little streamer keeps pulling pranks while burning weapons for his wife. Before long, the whole underworld is driven to despair by this couple.

King Yama: Bro, please get your wife out of the underworld!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.