The Worst System: I Don't Want to Be the Protagonist!

"Current identity: beggar." "Physical condition: I haven't eaten for two days, my left leg has been poisoned, and I have abdominal pain from eating moldy steamed buns." "Equipment: a one-meter-two-meter wooden stick, a broken bowl, and a beggar's suit that can barely cover the key positions." "Mission: Avoid being pursued by colleagues, Xiaoyaomen assassins, servants of the palace, and others." "Task reward: a mysterious gift!" Li Ping'an painfully smashed the broken bowl next to him*! Aren't the protagonists on this website all male protagonists of cool stories? Am I in the wrong place? "Oh my God, I want to go back! Whoever wants to be the protagonist of this role, I won't do it anymore!" "Punishment for mission failure: torture to death by cannon fire!" After swallowing his saliva, Li Ping'an started to run away with his stick! "Mysterious grand prize! Divine power initiation? Peerless artifact? Abnormal skills?" I, Li Pingan, want to live! I will kill anyone who wants to kill me! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.