My System Is Actually the Founder of the Three Religions

Lord Buddha: "Amitabha, the donor has a deep relationship with Buddha. Why don't you take refuge in my Buddhism and promote my Mahayana Buddhism together." Taoist Master: "Immeasurable Heavenly Lord, you bald donkey, don't talk nonsense. This guy with such a pretty face is going to be blind in your Buddhism. You'd better practice Taoism with me." Confucian sage: "Bah, these two shameless people deceived my little friends right from the start. Why don't you talk about the *fucking precepts of Buddhism and Taoism? My little friends, you are inferior in everything, but you are good at studying, so you should study with me." Zhang Zhao woke up and traveled to a world where demons were rampant. As a time traveler, he had a golden finger system, and there were three systems. However, Zhang Zhao found that his three systems were a little... Abnormal? They are actually the founders of the three religions? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.