I Transmigrated into a Book, and My Xianxia Book Chat Group Is Ridiculously Absurd

After transmigrating into a xuanhuan novel, Chu Luo becomes the great villain he wrote himself.

His readers' group chat undergoes a mutation, gaining all kinds of strange functions.

"This is Chu Luo's reader group. Every day, readers can give the author a gift and receive something in return."

"Congratulations, author! You've received one health supplement. In return, a reader receives a marrow-cleansing treatment."

"Congratulations, author! You've received a box of condoms. In return, a reader gains five centimeters."

"Congratulations, author! You've received a book on optics. In return, a reader receives a secret manual of holy light magic."

"Congratulations, author! You've received a villa. In return, a reader receives an office building that no ghost can enter."

Heh heh. What they don't know is that the author also gets enhanced versions of the rewards he gives them.

The marrow-cleansing treatment becomes a hundred treatments, the extra length becomes fifty centimeters, the holy light magic is enhanced a hundred thousand times and becomes the Great Sun Spirit-Gathering Art, and the office building is enhanced two hundred million times and becomes the Imperial Heaven Divine Palace.

But...

"Guys, seriously, don't send so many condoms. I can't keep them all around my waist."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.