I Learned Cultivation Techniques from a Radio

After his family fell on hard times, Yun Kai dug out an old radio that had long been retired and tuned in to a program.

To his surprise, he picked up a different kind of signal!

"Master this Nine-Turn Vajra Body-Tempering Art to its utmost, and your body will be harder than steel, impervious to swords and fire, and immune to drowning. You could bathe in lava! Today, I shall pass this technique on to you!"

"With this Butterfly Steps Through the Flowers movement technique, you can cross ten miles of sword forest in a single breath. The 730,000 divine swords within won't be able to hurt you. You can cross the horizon in a step and shrink a thousand miles into an inch! Today, I shall pass this movement technique on to you!"

"Our Kui Ox Mountain's Mountain-Lifting Art, perfected, grants boundless strength. You can carry a mountain and travel a thousand miles in a day..."

"Our Spring Rain Sect possesses wondrous secret arts that can bring the dead back to life and restore flesh to bare bones. As long as there's one breath left, you can return from the dead..."

"Our Pill Mastery Sect can refine the sun and moon into pills. Take one, and you'll live forever, your body never decaying..."

Then even stranger words came through the radio!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.