Live Fortune-Telling: I'm Xu the Half-Immortal

"Master, I'd like a fortune reading!"

"One day you'll wear a yellow robe, a crown on your head, and ** a car."

"Master, I wanted to ask..."

"Blessings bring good fortune, while cultivating fate takes time. Bodhi grows in the heart's courtyard; even without a tree, its shade will spread. What you seek will surely come to pass!"

"Master, please tell me, am I ** suited to go into business with someone?"

"You're not. You're too stingy, and it'll easily lead to financial disputes!"

"Master..."

"Master, I..."

"Get in line! One at a time!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is coincidental. Do not imitate.