Soul Society: I Chose to Lie Flat, and Aizen Overheard My Thoughts

After transmigrating to the world of Bleach, Xia Shenye awakens the Lie-Flat System. All he has to do is lie around like a slacker to keep getting stronger.

Unexpectedly, Aizen can hear his thoughts!!

Aizen: "Shenye, what kind of person do you think Captain Ichimaru Gin is?"

Xia Shenye: "Captain Aizen, how could I casually judge someone of another captain's rank?"

Captain Aizen, who are you trying to fool?! You think I don't know you all defected ages ago?

Aizen: "Shenye, you haven't learned your Shikai yet, have you? Let's find somewhere, and I'll demonstrate it for you!"

Xia Shenye: "Oh, Lord Aizen, I just remembered Captain Unohana needs me for something."

You scheming bastard. You actually want to hypnotize me completely? No way I'm falling for that!

Aizen: "???"

At a meeting of the captains,

Aizen: "I want Xia Shenye in my Fifth Division, no matter what!!!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.