I Borrowed the Bride Price for My Son's Marriage, and I Took Out the Infertility Certificate

When his younger brother got married, his sarcastic adoptive mother directly sued Ye Xuan on a mediation live broadcast column in order to force Ye Xuan to pay the bride price. He wanted to use moral kidnapping to force Ye Xuan to submit. "Jianghu is in an emergency, but my brother still wants to marry me, so you can borrow it!" "Yeah, it's not like I won't pay you back, how can you be so cold-blooded!?" "What a white-eyed wolf, have you forgotten who raised you!?" Faced with the misunderstandings of water friends, Ye Xuan was quite speechless. At this moment, the god-level selection system was activated. Option 1: Lend money to your brother and get a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle title as a reward. Choice 2: Announce the fact that your brother is infertile and reward a listed group with a valuation of RMB 80 million. Ye Xuan decisively chose 2. During the live broadcast of the mediation, Ye Xuan slowly took out the infertility diagnosis certificate. Netizens suddenly realized, "It turns out that it's not that I don't want to borrow it, but I can't because my brother's head is a little green!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.