The Twin Dragons of Great Tang: I've Been Pulling Pranks for Three Hundred Years

He transmigrates to the Tang Dynasty and becomes a master prankster of the martial world.

He has an invincible Prank System.

He roams the martial world and ventures into the imperial court, first pranking Li Shimin, then beating Wu Zetian...

With grand words and a commanding presence, he soon becomes the Tang Dynasty's foremost carefree commoner.

But the world has no idea that the Prank System hides its greatest secret: the Living Yama.

Li Shimin: Master, could you grant me eternal life?

Me: I'm afraid I can't. I've got a black heart!

Wu Zetian: My dear subject, could you preserve my Zhou Dynasty for ten thousand years?

Me: The Ghost Market on the Opera Stage wants to eat women!

Li Longji: Master, could you help me govern the country?

Me: Governing is beneath me, just a trivial skill. I have no time!

The rulers of a golden age all come to beg me for help. I never had any such ambition!

Then, as the chaos of the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms rises across China once more,

the heroes of the martial world will show their true colors.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.