Kaito: I Won't Steal Jewels, I'll Steal Hearts!

Xiao Chen sees his roommate watching Detective Conan and scoffs. "The women in this show are prettier than each other, but the men are all jerks!"

His roommate asks Xiao Chen to explain his own brilliant opinion.

He snorts.

Take Shinichi Kudo, for example. He lives right at Ran's house, yet he doesn't dare tell her who he really is.

At first, it was to keep Ran safe. But later, it feels like the whole world knows his identity, and he still doesn't dare come clean to the woman he loves most.

What kind of man is that?

Then there's Kogoro Mouri.

Heh. This useless old man is both lecherous and a gambler, and he makes his high school daughter do all the housework!

Why would Eri Kisaki, the queen of the legal world, wait for a man like that for so many years?

And then there's Kaito Kuroba.

He goes around stealing jewels every day and neglects his gorgeous girlfriend.

His roommate clasps his hands and asks:

What would you do, then?

Xiao Chen smiles. Naturally, I'd tell all those jewels to get lost and go steal a woman's heart instead!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.