Let the Women Who Look Down on Tahm Regret It

Tahm, called ugly by two lucky women, is unexpectedly adopted by Kaven. From then on, Tahm leads his master to the pinnacle of life, moving among the circles of powerful figures.

Is his master broke? No problem. By devouring and killing ordinary monsters, Tahm spits out white treasure chests. The gold inside lets his master count until his hands cramp.

Does his master want to become a grandmaster of a game's secondary profession? Easy. By devouring and killing elite monsters, Tahm spits out blue treasure chests. Universal experience scrolls let his master enjoy lightning-fast leveling.

Has his master become an equipment merchant and started worrying about where to get stock? Simple. Hire a team and steamroll the bosses of every dungeon. Leave the boss with just a sliver of health for Tahm to devour, and he'll spit out a gold treasure chest. Equipment of every grade will pile up until there's no room in the inventory.

Does his master want a girlfriend? Sorry, Tahm can't help with that, because Tahm is too ugly.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.