A Song Takes Me Back to the Tang Dynasty: I Become Invincible When I Die

The Tang Dynasty's rap master sings a song that takes everyone back to the Tang, and slays treacherous ministers!

Liu Bi, a transmigrator, gains a golden finger: once he dies, he can become the Heavenly Emperor.

So he starts doing everything he can to get himself killed.

But he soon discovers that there really is something wrong with this world.

Damn it, he just can't die.

The civil and military officials: "We're scared, we're scared! We're all traitors!"

The Tang empress: "Chang'an Jun faces death without fear. How could a woman not love a hero? If he dies, I certainly won't live on alone."

The Nine-Tailed Celestial Fox: "Chang'an Jun is no ordinary mortal. Why worry so much? Why not enjoy a little dual cultivation with me, carefree between heaven and earth?"

The hundreds of millions of people: "Chang'an Jun is a living sage. The people of the world may die, the gods in heaven may die, but Chang'an Jun must not die. While Chang'an Jun lives, our people will prosper!"

Liu Bi: "Please, could you all stop adding drama? If you don't let me die soon, I'll really become invincible!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.