Foolish People of Konoha, See What Cheating Really Looks Like

Sarutobi Hiruzen: "What? The Third Shinobi World War has broken out, and the four great ninja villages are invading? Don't panic... With Donggong Taiyi in Konoha, we're invincible!"

Shimura Danzo: "I was such a fool, truly... The thing I regret most in my life isn't hesitating for a moment when the Second Hokage asked who would stay behind. It's making an enemy of Donggong Taiyi!"

Mei Terumi: "Stop! Stop! Stop! Don't hit me anymore! I surrender. I'll warm your bed!"

Donggong Taiyi, who bears titles like Beauty Slayer, Scum of the Shinobi World, and Konoha's Ultimate Killer, looks utterly helpless!

"I'm really a good guy. I just have a few overpowered cheats: locked health, super armor, tenfold critical hits, 100% cooldown reduction, 1000% area of effect, and so on. That's why they slander me... Sigh, this is exhausting..."

As he speaks, he gives the Six Paths Madara in his hand, whose face is full of despair, a little shake.

"Madara, can you still dance?"

"How about we try a different kind of entertainment and go dance on Hashirama's grave?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.