Don't Laugh: My Modifications Are Incredibly Practical

Yan Mo: Uncle San's harvester is amazing after the modifications. A Transformer carrying a bodhisattva on its back, running around. Who's ever seen that?

He Laosan: Why, thank you. My soul still hasn't made it home. Remember to burn some paper offerings for me.

Yan Mo: Ahem. System, can my rice cooker be modified too?

System: How about a multifunctional household rice-cooker-and-foot-wash-basin?

They say this is the most practical modification System in history, but things seem to have gone off track.

After the radio was modified, it kept picking up the American president arguing with someone?

After the TV was modified, it would only play adult pay-per-view programs from Little Japan?

After the motorcycle was modified, it got banned from racing!

The modified drone flew faster? Then disappeared without a trace!

People laughed at Yan Mo, saying his modifications were useless. He refused to accept it.

Until one day, he saw a rocket launching into the sky.

"Ding! Mission issued: There's a problem with that rocket. Host, catch up and modify it!"

So Yan Mo pulled out his Iron Man armor and grabbed his wrench and screws.

Clank, clank, clank. At last, he fixed the problem with the rocket...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.