My Family's Old Computer Lets Me Change Reality

On the verge of being expelled for failing to pay tuition, Ye Lan made an astonishing discovery in the vegetable garden: an ancestor from eight hundred years ago had left behind a laptop.

Ye Lan discovered that the laptop could alter reality. Whatever he typed into it came true.

So he wrote:

Event: A famous campus celebrity, arrogant and domineering, eats too much cilantro and gets a stomachache, then has explosive diarrhea in front of the entire school!

The next day, the celebrity, who had a million followers, 990,000 of them fake, pulled down his pants in front of the whole school...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.