Playing Cards with the Dorm Matron, with the Campus Belle as the Stake

"From the start, one pot of tea, four, five, six, seven, eight."

"A cup of wine midway, five, six, seven, eight, nine."

"Bomb!"

"Uh..."

"Auntie, we just started. Isn't that a bit much?"

"Look at you kids. Can't handle losing?"

"No, Auntie, you're the one who's been losing the whole time!"

The dorm supervisor glanced around at everyone seated there, then pulled out a photo of a campus beauty.

"This time, whoever wins gets to date my daughter."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.