My Roommates Are All in Love, so I'm Going to Be the Baby Daddy

When my parents went on a trip, they left three-and-a-half-year-old Mi Duo to Shi Zimo, who was in college. The school is lively now. Xiaomi bought more sugar. He held a basin in his left hand and a broom in his right hand: "Dad, someone confessed to mom on the playground, let's go and shoot her back." Shi Zimo shook his head helplessly: "That's not your mother." "No, that's mom!" "??? If you have a brain, go and get it back!!" Gu Xixi took Mido to the girls' dormitory: "Tell mom, has dad added any young ladies on WeChat recently?" "Hmm... I added a lot, and I even made a note of 10086." Shi Zimo's ears were tugged: "Tell me, why did 10086 turn out to be a girl?!!" "??? Aren't all customer service girls girls?" "Oh, I really didn't lie!!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.