If You Call Me Your Brother, You Have to Give Me a Child

Su Chen found a post online from a female PhD student looking to rent a boyfriend. Her requirements: handsome, tall, owns a house, owns a car.

Task: If two people believe your lie, it becomes true.

When he met her parents, Su Chen bragged his way into earning a reward from the System.

Xiao Meng: "Your older brother is a bureau chief, your buddy's in real estate, and none of that has the slightest connection to what you're saying."

"You claim you can handle every part of society, walk straight through the government offices, and people come to you when they need help. What do they need you for?"

"You rent your place, your car is financed, and you mooch off other people for meals. You can't make the big money, and you don't care about the small stuff."

Until one day, Xiao Meng discovered that everything Su Chen had said was actually true.

Su Chen: "I only have one condition."

Xiao Meng: "What is it?"

Su Chen: "I'm into men, but you're a woman, so we're not right for each other. Get lost."

Xiao Meng: "Don't go! I can be a man. I can be your buddy!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.