Thanks for the Invite. I'm Already Lying Flat, Hoping My Dad Becomes a Dragon.

With graduation approaching, Tang Ping turned down his classmates' invitations to start a business and chose to lie flat.

Tang Ping's father was a small-business owner with a modest factory, and Tang Ping had always hoped to see his father become a dragon.

Only after his father became a big-shot businessman with Tang Ping's help did reporters chasing the latest headlines ask him about it. Tang Ping answered calmly:

"Can lying flat really count as living off your parents?"

"How can lying flat be called mooching off your parents? Lying flat doesn't count as that! As people who lie flat would say, it's called opting out of the rat race."

"As the saying goes, dragons beget dragons, phoenixes beget phoenixes, and a rat's son knows how to dig holes. I'm an idealistic, well-rounded young man, so what's wrong with hoping my father becomes a dragon?"

Watching Tang Ping, whose face was thicker than a city wall, go from a poor rich second-generation heir to a super-rich second-generation heir by lying flat, viewers across the internet finally lost it and wailed:

"Tang Ping, get up already! If you keep lying there, even the moon will belong to your family!"

"Exactly! I'm begging you, leave us in the lie-flat clan a spot on the bed and a way out!"

"If someone else lies flat, I'll lie flat too. They..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.