Livestream Fortune-Telling: Viewer, You'd Better Go In Yourself

Zhang Yang: "Big shot 008, even though you sent me gifts, I'm still going to turn you in. To show my gratitude for your gifts, I'll just say this: you'd better go in on your own. It'll be good for you!"

008: "What did I do in a past life to deserve running into Zhang Yang, this jinx, in this one?"

Xiangxiang: "Streamer, could you tell me if we're destined to be together? I'll send you ten rockets. I just want to find myself a Taoist priest husband."

Zhang Yang: "Ladies who want to know whether we're destined to be together, please get in line!"

Viewer: "Hey, miss, don't cut in line! Didn't you hear Brother Yang say we have to queue up?"

Viewer: "Man, girls these days are way too forward. But seriously, why don't I ever get that kind of luck? I wish even one girl would chase after me!"

Zhang Yang found an old book in a corner of the Taoist temple. Through it, he gained a divine ability: with nothing more than a simple face reading, he could accurately discern a person's past and present lives, as well as their past and future.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.