I’m Doomed from the Start, and the Taoist Priest Gets Groped Like Crazy?

Comedy + Urban + Romance

"Hehehe, Master, did you strike it rich?"

"Rich my foot! You can go down the mountain and gain some experience!"

"Damn, you just want to keep it all for yourself!"

"So what? What are you going to do, bite me?"

"Fine, give me some money and I'll go down the mountain!"

"Here. This is my retirement fund, so make sure you spend it sparingly!"

"Come on, I'm worth hundreds of millions now, and you're trying to fob me off with 250?"

"Take it or get lost!"

"All right, all right."

As the saying goes, fate comes first, luck second, feng shui third, good deeds fourth, and fame fifth.

Qin Shou was born with a flawed destiny and raised in a Taoist temple. One day, his master sent him down the mountain to travel and gain experience. But an unexpected peach-blossom buff changed everything, setting his story in motion.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.