Insane! The Peach Garden Groundskeeper Is Actually the Calabash Brothers' Father

While sightseeing at West Lake, he accidentally saved two little snakes trapped beneath a rock.

Ding! Congratulations on unlocking the Black Myth Instance. You receive a Jade Ruyi, a Treasure Bag, a Yin-Yang Sword of Hardness and Softness, a Magic Mirror, a Green Jade Hairpin, and a Divine Furnace for Alchemy.

Chen Yang: "..."

A few days later, seven burly men came after him, claiming to be the Seven Hu Brothers.

Chen Yang unleashed all his magical treasures and refined them into seven Golden Cores of the Big Dipper. After eating them, he advanced straight to Great Luo Golden Immortal.

A few days after that, an old man arrived with seven alluring green-clad temptresses, seeking revenge.

Only after getting the story straight did Chen Yang learn they were the Peach Garden's Earth Deity and the Seven Fairies from Heaven, as well as the parents of the Seven Hu Brothers.

What the hell! Chen Yang's face fell. Did this really happen back then?

The Monkey King immobilized the Seven Fairies, and the old Earth Deity took advantage of them?

You ruined my childhood? Die!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.