Family Says: I Provoke Bao'er-jie, Shocking the Entire Internet

After transmigrating to a parallel world, Feng Tianchen becomes Feng Baobao's younger brother.

The two are invited to appear on a family variety show.

On the way there, Feng Tianchen awakens the Ultimate Provocation System.

And his target is none other than Feng Baobao!

"Feng Baobao, could you please stop spacing out whenever you're doing something?"

"You're a grown adult, and I really don't know what to do with you."

"..."

Just as everyone starts complaining that Feng Tianchen is picking on Feng Baobao,

Feng Baobao knocks him out with a swift chop.

Then she drags him to the middle of the courtyard and starts digging a hole.

"Feng Baobao, you practice martial arts every day, so how come you don't have even one impressive move?"

Feng Baobao then demonstrates on Feng Tianchen what the Eighteen Awei Styles are all about: full force, no discounts.

"Brother Chen... you're coughing up blood. Could you please stop asking for it?"

"Holy crap! Now I know what sisterly love feels like, thanks to Sister Bao'er..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.