After I Came Down the Mountain, Everything My Masters Bragged About Came True

"Temple Rule Number One: Our Baiyue Temple is the best in the world. No disciple of our temple is allowed to back down!"

"Temple Rule Number Two: Avoid money and women, so you don't incur too much karma and hinder your cultivation!"

"Temple Rule Number Three: If you can't win, give them your uncle-master's name!"

"Temple Rule Number Four: If you still can't win, give them your master's name!"

Daoist Gu Zichuan was ordered to travel the world with these bizarre temple rules.

He had barely stepped outside the temple gate when he ran into "Granny."

Granny: "Zichuan, that stinky old Daoist gave you four temple rules, didn't he? Never mind the rest, you can ignore the second one!"

Gu Zichuan: "Granny, I'm young. Don't try to fool me!"

Granny: "Don't worry. You were born surrounded by ghosts, and your fate is unusual. Karma doesn't matter!"

"Granny's adding a fifth temple rule for you: If you still, still can't win, give them Granny's name!"

Gu Zichuan: "..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.