After I Came Down from the Mountain, All the Boasts of My Teachers Came True.

"The first rule of the watch: We, Bai Yue, are the best in the world and the best in the watch. We must not be timid!" "The second rule of observation: Don't get involved in money and women's sex, so as not to cause more karma and be detrimental to your practice!" "The third rule of the watch: If you can't beat me, tell me your uncle's name!" "Article 4 of the rules: If you can't beat me anymore, report your master's name!" Taoist priest Gu Zichuan was ordered to travel down the mountain with such strange rules. As soon as I left the mountain gate, I was bumped into by "Mother-in-law". Mother-in-law: "Zichuan, did that stinky old Taoist give you four rules of meditation? If nothing else, you don't have to abide by the second one!" Gu Zichuan: "Mother-in-law, I'm young, don't lie to me!" Mother-in-law: "Don't panic. You were haunted by ghosts when you were born. Your destiny is abnormal. Cause and effect don't matter!" "My mother-in-law also gives you the fifth rule of watching: If you can't beat me again, report your mother-in-law's name!" Gu Zichuan: "..." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.