Superpowers: Someone Has Come to Buy a Watermelon

Synopsis: System + comedy + spiritual qi revival + urban

A man came to buy melons. Ning Yi took a knife to him, and ended up awakening the Pain Absorption System. Ning Yi shouted, "Come on, take another swing if you've got the guts!"

The criminal: "I've never heard such a bizarre request in my life."

"Ding! Took 666 points of normal damage. Absorbed!"

"Ding! Took 666 points of normal damage. Absorbed!"

"..."

The knife was chipped, but Ning Yi grinned and said, "If that one doesn't work, want to find another knife?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.