Siheyuan: Keep Your Distance, I Really Have No Time to Set You Up

He dies suddenly while playing Genshin Impact, then transmigrates into the world of the Siheyuan courtyard house.

Silly Zhu likes widows, so should he set him up with Jia Zhangshi?

The First Master is a hypocrite, so should he ruin his reputation?

Xu Damao is rotten to the core, so should he destroy his family?

The Jia family are a bunch of ungrateful leeches, so should he leave them with nothing to suck dry?

That's thinking too small! Su Luo says this outlook is far too narrow!

With all of Teyvat at his back, does he really need to obsess over petty stuff like this every day?

Three Teyvat rice plants can produce a whole sack of rice. Why not see if they can be crossbred?

Bring over the Creation Artifact Synthesis Bench to drive industrial development.

The Bear withdraws its aid experts, and the Mushroom Plan falls apart halfway through?

No problem. This is Klee's Jumpy Dumpty. One can clean up the Little Japanese bastards without leaving radiation. Let's research that.

All the scheming and infighting in the courtyard house?

Sorry, stay back. I really don't have time to mess with you.

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