Siheyuan: Do Animals Provoke Me? Everyone Is Crying!

Jiang Zhenghua traveled to a world full of love in the courtyard. He originally wanted to ignore the beasts, adapt to the development of the times, and seek a glorious future for himself. Unexpectedly, people do not hurt the hearts of birds, but birds can hurt people's minds. The beasts in this courtyard actually took the initiative to provoke him. That being the case. Shazhu can't think of riding her sister? It's okay, I'll introduce Zhu Bajie's second aunt, the 300-pound Liu Yuhua, to you as your wife. Xu Damao? If you dare to mess with me, I will turn you into a eunuch. Bird Huairu? A family of vampires want to lie on me and draw blood? Roll as far as you can. Uncle Yi is so sanctimonious, accusing me? The whole hospital broadcasts to tear your hypocritical face apart. Awesome joke? Those little beasts who steal chickens and dogs will have their legs broken and sent to juvenile detention centers. If all the beasts in the courtyard dare to provoke me, they will all be killed. … This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.