A Kindergarten Craft Class, and You Built an Amphibious Tank?

The kindergarten's arts and crafts class assigned homework: with their parents' help, the children had to make a model of a new kind of tank out of recycled materials.

Child Number One: "My tank model is half a meter long. I made it from plastic bottles, and its wheels can even turn!"

Child Number Two: "I made my tank out of cardboard and the motor from a broken toy. It can even be steered with a remote control!"

"Lu Yao, what about your tank model?"

Little Lu Yao raised her watch and pressed the control button. A gigantic tank promptly descended from the sky.

"My tank can fight on land, at sea, and in the air. It flies at the speed of sound and can dive to a depth of five hundred meters!"

"Its main gun is a laser cannon, and its secondary gun is an anti-anti-tank cannon!"

Everyone at the kindergarten was stunned. Staring at the enormous tank, the teacher trembled. "Lu Yao, did your dad really make this as a model?"

Lu Yao burst into tears on the spot. "Waaah! Daddy's busy building a spaceship and doesn't have time for me, so one of his robot minions made this model for me..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.