Xuanhuan: I’m the Ultimate Divine Weapon, and You Use Me to Slaughter Pigs

System: Congratulations, Host! Your bonded weapon has awakened as the strongest weapon of the Yellow Rank, the Tiger Spirit Saber!

Wang Xiaoqi: Not bad. It should work great for chopping pork.

System: Congratulations, Host! Your bonded weapon has awakened as the strongest weapon of the Profound Rank, the Dragon-Scale Saber!

Wang Xiaoqi: Excellent. Now I won't have to struggle so much to chop bones.

System: Congratulations, Host! Your bonded weapon has awakened as the strongest weapon of the Earth Rank, the Asura's Blade!

Wang Xiaoqi: Great. I wonder if it'll be quicker for chopping meat patties.

System: Congratulations, Host! Your bonded weapon has awakened as the strongest weapon of the Heaven Rank, Worldsplitter!

Wang Xiaoqi: Now that's something! I can finally kill a pig in three strokes!

System: I've put up with you for long enough! Worldsplitter is the strongest divine weapon in the world, and you're using it to slaughter pigs?

Wang Xiaoqi: Ahem, sorry. Occupational hazard. I'll be more careful next time.

After transmigrating, Wang Xiaoqi awakens his bonded divine weapon, the Pig-Slaughtering Saber, and activates the Pig-Slaughtering Saber Advancement System. But even with the strongest divine weapon in hand, he still prefers his old line of work, much to the fury of the System and the weapon's spirit.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.