Gourmet: The Chef's Leisurely Life

The countryside is beautiful, and the food is delicious.

Fry up some dishes, tend the fields, raise fish, play with the * and make babies.

That is the leisurely country life of Qin Feng, the God of Cooking.

One day, Qin Feng sat lazily in the courtyard of his farm restaurant and glanced up at the three foreigners standing respectfully before him.

"Boss Qin, this is our country's president. He came especially to sample your cooking."

"Sorry, today's dishes are all sold out. If you want to try my food, come back tomorrow."

"But he is the president!"

"Sorry, even if the Son of Heaven himself showed up, he'd have to follow my rules."

"And what gives you the right?"

"The fact that my cooking is the best in the world."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.