Journey to the West: Tang Sanzang, Please Stop Coming to Fetch the Scriptures

Guanyin: "Puxian, Wenshu, why do you walk to work every day?"

Puxian and Wenshu: "Well, our mounts ran off to the Lion Camel Kingdom to become kings, and Tang Sanzang cut them down."

Jade Emperor: "Laozi, why are you personally watching the pill furnace? Where are your two acolytes?"

Laozi: "Don't ask. A few days ago, they secretly went down to the mortal realm and called themselves the Gold Horn King and Silver Horn King. Then Tang Sanzang beat them until their souls were scattered, and even snatched my treasures."

Tathagata: "Guanyin, hurry and tell Tang Sanzang that if he agrees not to come fetch the scriptures, he can even carry off the Great Thunderclap Temple."

Sun Wukong: "Ha! Demon, where do you think you're going?"

"Wukong, wait!"

Sun Wukong: "Master, that's a demon! We can't let him get away!"

"Who said I was going to let him get away? It's just been so long since I've fought that my hands are itching. Sigh, demons these days aren't half as likable as they used to be. They all take a detour when they see me."

Sun Wukong: "???"

Some demon victim: "???"

"Amitabha Buddha. Watch yourself in your next life, benefactor."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.