I Only Brag Because I'm Forced To

Dao Ancestor Hongjun: Lin Feng! You hack! I've been following your novel for a whole year, and then you end it with the world destroyed and everyone dying together! How is that ending any different from abandoning the story halfway through? I'll punish you by making you a eunuch for ten lifetimes!

King Yama: Lord Dao Ancestor, Lin Feng has already finished serving his ten lifetimes as a eunuch...

Lin Feng: I... [expletive]

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.