I'm a Taoist: Haunted by a Hundred Ghosts, My Sword Shatters the Ages!

Rule One of the Temple: Our Baiyue Temple is the greatest under heaven. No disciple may ever back down!

Rule Two of the Temple: Don't get involved with money or women, lest you rack up too much karma and harm your cultivation!

Rule Three of the Temple: If you can't win, give them your Martial Uncle's name!

Rule Four of the Temple: If you still can't win, give them your Master's name!

The Taoist priest Gu Zichuan was ordered to travel the world, armed with these bizarre temple rules.

He had barely left the mountain gate when he ran into Granny.

Granny: "Zichuan, that old stinker of a Taoist must have given you four temple rules, right? Never mind the others, you can forget Rule Two!"

Gu Zichuan: "Granny, I'm young. Don't try to fool me!"

Granny: "Don't worry. You were surrounded by a hundred ghosts when you were born, and your fate is unusual. Karma and all that doesn't matter!"

"Oh, right. I'll give you a fifth temple rule too: if you still, still can't win, give them Granny's name!"

Gu Zichuan: "..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.