Global Lord: All My People Are Whales

Su Ran enters a lord game played by everyone.

Here, players take on the role of lords and compete to survive on an endless continent teeming with evil creatures.

Evil beings run rampant, and endless tides of beasts descend.

From the start, Su Ran's people belong to the most mediocre race of all: humanity.

Luckily, Su Ran awakens a pay-to-draw-card System. As long as he has contribution points, every one of his subjects gets a chance to draw a card.

Anyone might obtain a Mythic Heroic Spirit.

From then on, Su Ran's human subjects turn into pay-to-draw-card addicts, obsessed with spending on card draws and impossible to stop.

Here are some snippets of Su Ran's subjects' everyday conversations.

"Brothers, we found a twenty-meter-long black dragon. That's a walking pile of contribution points! Kill it, and I can draw cards again."

"This time I'm doing a ten-pull. Just watch me get a Mythic Xiang Yu."

"I've got Mythic Zhou Yu! He's practically the god of fire in this age. Endless hellfire will sweep across the land. Burn, burn!"

"For fuck's sake, another one's gone crazy."

Su Ran feels like his pay-to-draw-card System is breaking this lord game for everyone.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.