I Woke Up Under My Girlfriend's Bed, Missing All Four Limbs

Ye Su sleepwalks like a madman.

When he wakes up, he's in Old Wang next door's bed.

Old Wang in his arms, and Old Wang's wife on the other side.

Old Wang's wife opens her eyes and trembles in fright.

Old Wang: "You were sleepwalking? Damn it, I locked two doors. How did you get in?"

The next day, he wakes up under his ex-girlfriend's bed.

Not only are all four of his limbs broken, but his head is too.

His hands and feet writhe helplessly on the floor.

Yet his mind is perfectly clear.

I'm still alive.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.