Journey to the West: My Death-Seeking System

System: Good boy! Do you think there is a gap in the Kongtong Seal of Tang Dynasty King Li Shimin? Fix him! Gu Fan:...... "Ding! Li Shimin has been offline." System: What a shameless year! Do you see that the bump on Buddha's head is particularly round? Plate it! Gu Fan:...... "Ding! Buddha is offline!" System: Xiao Fanfan! Do you think the Jade Emperor's chair is particularly cold? Sit on it and play! Gu Fan:...... "Ding! The Jade Emperor is offline!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.